A BathTec representative took to a podium this morning outside of their national headquarters to announce the arrival of their website.
"I'm sure you all have heard rumblings, but I'm here to make it official: our website is up and running."
Multiple journalists pulled their phone away from the representative to open the site.
One journalist raised their hand. "It's pretty minimalist. Where's the navigation?"
"Navigation was a concept of the site that will actualize in its sophomore release. Resources had to be put elsewhere to make good on our initial date commitments."
"Wait, I see a news article page on here that's literally converting the realtime audio of this press conference into text, how is it doing that?"
"Sorry, we'll have to cut this short. For now, just use the back button on your browser. And a hearty congratulations goes out to our Bathtec web team for a successful rollout. Thank you all for coming. No further questions."